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When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question

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lights-over-arbys:

rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

This post kept getting better and better with every word


sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense


kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."


hancljob:

even my nose runs more than i do 


erinhuntingillustration:

I can’t say again how much I love this show! I plan on doing some more artwork on it as we near the start of Season 2 in June!

erinhuntingillustration:

I can’t say again how much I love this show! I plan on doing some more artwork on it as we near the start of Season 2 in June!


vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist


lesbehonest96:

lipstick-lesbian:

lezz-bi-friends:

So this happened😍☺️

THIS IS SO CUTE

I just died

lesbehonest96:

lipstick-lesbian:

lezz-bi-friends:

So this happened😍☺️

THIS IS SO CUTE

I just died


demons-diamonds-djs:

carogables:

The only real life ship that ever matters

Harry ships them so hard you just know it


drefeno:

Today, I wrote a fanfic.
And I printed it at work.
On receipt paper.

drefeno:

Today, I wrote a fanfic.

And I printed it at work.

On receipt paper.


Anonymous said: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

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