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uberthescout:

jamesaleks:

you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games

i feel like not enough people…


ex-wife:

ofools:

it begins

this could be us but you playing


britney2007spears:

me: this celebrity is kinda good :-)!

tumblr: but… probematic! *brings out 116 receipts*

me:

image


rainbowsparklekittens:

you can treat me like a princess and i’ll treat you like a princess we can be gay princesses together


finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself


cadassh:

me by the end of october 


shisnojon:

strate to the wank bank

shisnojon:

strate to the wank bank


verylittlebird:

kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.


One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!


pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that